Nice one Alvin!

I shall do one as well...

This is Elisabetta, she was my Physics lecturer for a little more than a month. 20% of students skip her lectures, and those 20% are the smart ones. The dumber 80% that actually show up [including myself], we wake up early and show up on time for her 9-10am lecture and for what? Absolutely nothing. In all her lectures I can honestly say I didn't learn diddly squat, nothing at all.

Elisabetta Barberio:
- A witch that goes around rubbing her rod with cat fur [seriously]
- Speaks lousy english and has a terrible accent
- Repeats words to emphasize her point, eg: many many, wiggly wiggly, little little
- Capable of giving notes that are of no useful purpose
- A plump witch that stands between the student audience and blackboard (it's annoying)
- Dresses up in witch costume on halloween [Don't know if its true, my informed guess]

If she really did dress up as a witch on halloween, it'd be darn easy. She already has block old moth eaten dusty dresses, she has the rod, the cat fur. All she has to do is put on her witch hat and she's good to go.

Btw Alvin, your lecturer reminds me of a lizard...